Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Slacker Internet Radio’s IE9 Promotion is Completely Weaselly !


I can’t say illegal; because I am sure a team of attorneys went over it. However, I can definitely say that what Slacker has done is deceitful and underhanded.

This week, I went to Slacker Radio (slacker.com) on my PC and noticed that they had a promotion going. The promotion was for “Three Free Months of Slacker Premium Plus”, and all I needed to do was to move Slacker to my Windows taskbar. The promotion was supposedly a joint effort of Slacker and Microsoft Internet Explorer.

I listened to the music on my PC, and was able to skip songs and play specific songs, all without advertising. However, when I brought up my Slacker Ap on my iPhone, I was not able to skip or play specific songs, and there was advertising. I thought something was wrong, so I rebooted the phone and I also tried signing out of the Slacker Ap and back onto it. The Slacker Ap on my iPhone would only recognize a “basic” subscription. But I have a Slacker Premium Plus subscription.

Checking with Slacker, they state that the terms of the promotion is that the “Three Free Months of Slacker Premium Plus” only applied to the PC and did not apply to mobile devices. Apparently there was fine print at the bottom that stated that it only was for Windows 7 PCs and IE 9.

The kicker is Slacker does not sell a PC only subscription. The mention of “Slacker Premium Plus” represented to me that it was exactly as their subscription product, which includes computers AND mobile devices. This promotion is different, but they use the same name, and that I feel is a misrepresentation.

An analogy would be McDonalds having a promotion for a “FREE HAPPY MEAL”. We all know what to expect with a Happy Meal. The customer goes up to the counter and gets the promotional Happy Meal. However, as he walks towards the exit and employee approaches saying, “Sorry sir, but you can’t leave the restaurant with that Happy Meal. Under the terms of the promotion, which are in the fine print, you must enjoy it here. If you want to take the Happy Meal outside, you’ll have to pay full price. And yes, the toy is part of the Happy Meal.”

That is exactly what Slacker did to me. They promoted it to me as “Slacker Premium Plus” however they put a restriction that isn’t part of that package or expectation. I should have access to Slacker on my mobile device as well as my PC.

Don’t get me wrong, I have no issues with companies running promotion programs. If Slacker advertised it to me as “Slacker Premium Plus for PC”, I would have understood the limitation.  Slacker Premium Plus for PC” would be a different package than just “Slacker Premium Plus”. Alas, they were deceptive by putting it in the fine print it was limited, while stated in big bold letters at the top that it wasn’t. What weasels!

Do you see anything in the below image that says this is only for the PC?


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

My Favorites in Chicago

My #1 favorite: Gino’s East Chicago – Absolutely best Chicago deep-dish pizza around. Everything about it is authentic. My favorite is that they have an entire slab of sausage patty for the pizza. Every single bite is cheese and sausage. Yum!

Ed Debecivs: It’s a 50s style diner started in 1984. The waitstaff acts the part of the 50s diner waitstaff and treats you like you’re an unrulely high school greaser. Best meatloaf I have ever had in my life.

Miller’s Pub: When I am in the Loop downtown, one of my favorite places to stop and eat. Good food, good atmosphere, comfortable.

Rainforest Café / Hard Rock Café: Columbus doesn’t have these themed restaurants anymore.

Chinatown: The atmosphere is amazing, you feel like those few blocks of street actually puts you in China. Food can be hit or miss sometimes. Good place to visit, shop, and grab something light to nibble on.

House of Blues: Never ate there, but someplace you have to visit while in the city. Live music every night of the week.

Second City ECT or Second City Mainstage: The absolute best comedy theatre in Chicago! Again, not much on the food, but you can see tomorrow’s comedy stars today.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

RANT: Standing In Long Lines: An Antiquated Practice

Short lines, long lines, fast lines, and slow lines we hate them all. Back in the day, we were told that in communist Russia, long lines formed just to obtain toilet tissue. However, still today we stand in line to get something we want.

Our patience for standing in line is determined by how much we want what is at the end of the line. If we really want to ride that roller coaster, we’ll stand in line for it. However, many of us will see that the line is long and take a pass.

Lines are bad for business. A customer might spend an hour in the store picking their purchases. Then they get to the line and wait their turn to pay for and receive merchandise. If the line is too long, or moving too slowly, the customer will seek out another line in the hopes that it is moving faster. If it looks completely hopeless, the customer will leave their cart and merchandise and leave the store. Then an employee will need to take the cart and put everything back onto the shelves. End result: store has made no revenue and lost labor in putting back the intended purchases.

Most businesses understand this. They train employees to quickly scan and process customers. They open additional aisles as necessary, trying to do everything they can to get the customer’s money and let them be on their way. They provide aisles with a requirement that the customer have a small number of items. This prevents losing a sale because the customer doesn’t have as much invested in their purchase. If a customer only spends 15 minutes in the store, he is unlikely to spend 30 minutes in line paying for it.

I understand why my fellow customers and I stand in line. It is because we want the end result. We want the food we purchased at the grocery store, and we are willing to wait our turn to pay for that food and leave with the food.

One line I don’t understand is the line to do something that you have no interest in. For example, you go to Bob Evans for breakfast. You are seated, you order, and you eat the breakfast. Then the cashier gives you a receipt and you go the counter and stand in line to pay. In this case, what is the point in standing in line? You already got fed. In fact standing in this line you lose money. The only benefit for you is knowing you are a good honest human being who pays for their food. Is that really enough? Sorry, but I think that restaurants who have the waiter or waitress take the payment is a much more efficient practice. I am still sitting down, sipping on my beverage, while I wait for the server to return.

Line management is also a major headache. People in this country will stand in line for hours upon hours. Some will even wait overnight and basically camp in the line. I remember standing in line to see the movie “Batman” and we were there so long, we had someone bring us dinner. If someone tries to cut in line or violates line etiquette, the once patient people in line can be aggravated even to the point of violence. This is why security becomes a must.

They say line jumping in theme parks will get someone kicked out. However, I have only seen security deal with one line jumper. Every other case, it appears that the line jumper gets away with it. Usually they have some kind of excuse as to why they get to jump ahead. And really, if they are close to leaving anyway, why not line jump. The only penalty is being kicked from the park, and if you’re leaving anyway that isn't much of a deterrent.

But why make customers stand in line in the first place? If you have only 200 seats in your theater available, sell them tickets in advance and have them come back later. If you only have 60 of the newest game console to sell, pre-sell them to the first 60 people in line.

Disney theme parks understand the cost of lines. When a customer is standing in line, they aren’t enjoying themselves, and most importantly they aren’t spending money. Disney put in a reservation system where your place in line is held by a computer reservation. Customers get a ticket that tells them to come back later and they can get into a much shorter line.

A lot of restaurants understand lines as well, especially to get a seat. If there is a line at the host station it is typically a short one. They may take names, but a lot now use electronic pagers to call customers. Hosts often give an estimate to customers as to how long it will take to get a seat. If the host says 45 minutes to an hour, the customers are very likely to turn away and seek food elsewhere. If it is something the customer really wants though, there are some that will wait that hour for a seat.

However, where restaurants fail is the wait area for these customers. Many don’t have the space for all those customers to wait for a table. There is often a shortage of seats in waiting areas. One would think the bar area would help with the wait, however that area fills quickly and often with customers that are not buying liquor. A bar area really doesn’t help deal with waiting customers.

Computers are notably absent from host stations. Typically they use an erasable board or even paper and pen. If they had computers, they could keep track of customers better as well as be more scientific in the estimation of a wait time. They might also be better able to explore other options in managing the demand.

While I don’t think lines will be eliminated in the future, I think there are definitely some methods we could use to make lines shorter and better managed. You can now purchase movie tickets on line and print them out on your printer. Some restaurants are even taking reservations over the Internet. Telephone support systems now uses a method where they call you back rather than have you continue to wait on the phone. We might even get to the point where rather than standing in line for a roller coaster, we have an iPhone ap that gives us a reservation time and reminds us when we can go ride.

Long lines should be extinct like the dinosaurs they are.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

The Epicurean


Served at the old Marshall Field’s department store restaurants in Chicago, this open faced sandwich is beyond delicious. Here is the recipe:

2 slices buttered toast – trimmed
1-1/2 oz (2 slices) ham, sliced and cooked
2 oz (2 -3 slices) turkey or chicken sliced and cooked
2 tablespoons mushrooms, sliced and sautéed
¾ cup parisienne sauce ( see below)
¼ cup New York cheddar cheese grated
Dash of paprika

On serving plate, place one slice of toast in center and one sliced cut diagonally on each end.

Top the toast with the other ingredients in order as listed above. Dash with paprika. Broil 5” from flame until browned and bubbling. Be sure the parisienne sauce covers all. Makes 1 serving.

Parisienne Sauce

5 tablespoons butter or margarine
7-1/2 tablespoons flour
1-1/2 cups chicken stock or broth
½ cup cream
1 teaspoon salt

Combine butter and flour together. Add chicken stock slowly to make a gravy. Stir constantly with a whisk. Cook until thickened and bubbly. Warm the cream and add to the gravy. Add salt as needed. NOTE: if this recipe is made with butter it will require less salt. Makes 2 cups.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

FNF: Brien’s Stories

It’s been awhile since writing a Friday Night Funny story, and the muse was upon me so I decided to type out another. OK, so I am posting this on a Sunday, so we’ll consider this a FNF a couple days late.

In the 90’s I hung around a lot with my pal Brian. Though back in the day he spelled it Brien. He was like me in some ways and unlike me in many others, which I think is the basis of a good friendship.

One time, we went to see a movie. I can’t seem to remember the title. We had gotten there early, so we had to wait until they were ready to let us in. We played some video games, and then got a couple of sodas. He got a Dr. Pepper, and I got a Coke. We then sat in the lobby and waited until they were ready.

The sodas were the same size and looked identical. I took up what I thought was my soda, and began to take a sip. Immediately I realized that I grabbed Brien’s Dr. Pepper instead of my Coke. Slowly and as carefully as I could I laid down his soda exactly where it was.

I think Brien was reading something and seemed distracted, so I got away with it. Then I hear him remark, “So how was that Dr. Pepper?”. Damn! Apparently I learned then that I am not as slick as I thought I was.

The funniest moment though was at a Best Buy store. Being a tech nerd it remains one of my favorite places to shop. Brien went with me one day, and we were looking though CDs. With Brien being at least 10 years my younger, we definitely had some different tastes in music.

For some unknown reason, the discussion that Brien and I had in the record department turned into a light argument. Brien maintained that I knew nothing of the latest decade in music. I admit being a child of the 80s, that music will always be a part of me. However, Brien chooses to criticize me for not opening my mind to more modern music of the 90s.

I admit that I listen to some modern tunes, even today. There is some stuff I like, but most of the modern music coming out is not what I would call quality.

Brien set through a challenge. Music was playing in the Best Buy store, and Brien said to me, “I bet you don’t even know what artist is playing the song that is playing.”

I listened to the music intensely, and after the song was over, I remarked, “It sounds like Garbage to me”

Brien’s jaw completely dropped and eyes widened in surprised, and got a bit of a stammer in his voice when he said “yeah, yeah, that’s right. How did you know?”

I responded, “It just sounded like Garbage to me”.

Then Brien got a bit of a questioning look to his face, not quite believing me, and rephrased his question, “No, how did you know that the band’s name was Garbage?”

“There’s a band named Garbage?” I said.

We laughed about the confusion, and I got a complete lesson in the alternative rock band Garbage.

Microwave Rice Cooker Instructions




Just putting it here so I don't lose the instructions (again).

Basically with a 1000 watt Microwave, kick it down to 70% power. 1 1/2 cups water, 2 1/2 cups rice for 13 to 15 minutes.